Oh boy! I have some hilariousness for you today.
[ONE.] WHY?! when you’re driving down the road do people always go SO slow on the double yellow when you can’t pass them, but then SPEED UP to lightning
speed when there is a passing lane? Someone PLEASE help me understand this. Like today, I was driving for like 2 hours and everyone & their mom was taking their sweet time. I had places to be people. It was a familiar road, so I knew when I could pass. But oh WAIT, they sped up. I mean I fell behind them so far, because they would speed up so much. Is it just that men have to drive faster than women or are all these people trying to tick me off? Someone tell me.
[TWO.] WHY?! when you’re in a hurry does your eyeliner ALWAYS have to be sharpened? I’m sure there’s some special eyeliner out there that doesn’t require sharpening, but my Benefit Eye Pencil
is my favorite! Want to know what is really embarrassing? I didn’t wear eyeliner today, because I was so mad. I was like who has time to sit here and make the pencil all perfectly sharp? I remember in elementary school that I used to ruin so many crayons, pencils, etc, because I would just keep sharpening & sharpening. That being said, WHO has an awesome eyeliner that doesn’t require sharpening? I might be willing to go try it out. MIGHT.
I know probably all of you have some WHY’s?! for me! Let me know!
GUEST posting for me today is the lovely Paige! I’m so thankful for her, because she has helped me learn the ropes of this whole blogging thing! She has an AWESOME blog, so be sure to stop by and say hey for me! :) AND I have NO clue about marriage, so she’s here to tell you all about it! Take it away Paige!
Hellooooo glittery readers! My name is Paige and I blog at Eloping Stethoscope where I talk about all the newlywed misadventures my husband and I experience and all of my embarrassing nursing moments! And there are a lot of them, trust me.
But today, I’m guest posting for one of the most awesome bloggers in the blog world because for some reason she asked for guest posts. I really actually have no idea why. I assume she’s going on a secret mission. Since I’m a newlywed of 7 months, I have obviously wracked up some truly brilliant marriage advice.
This is me and my awesome husband Cody, henceforth known as Cody the Awesome.
and I am going to tell you why having him around is awesome. In list form, because who doesn’t like lists?
Reason Number 1 that he’s awesome is that when I have a headache and am generally acting pitiful and pathetic, pills magically appear in my hand.
Now, this isn’t really magic, it’s Cody the Awesome bringing me the magic headache taking away pills!
Reason Number 2 is that when the super glue gets mad at you and glues itself shut,
he uses his teeth to open it
and when that doesn’t work
Cody the Awesome uses pliers
because for some reason, my hands didn’t want to make the pliers work right.
Reason Number 3 is that he cooks. Girls, always find a man that cooks. He makes some really awesome stuff. Like Bacon Chicken Ranch Pasta.
And Enchiladas, which happen to be what we had on our wedding night.
Reason Number 4 is that whenever my car messes up, he’s around to fix it. So I don’t have to beg the guys at Autozone anymore! Yay! Reason Number 5 is that when it’s time for that time of the month he actually puts up with all the whining and moaning that I do. See? He really is awesome. Number 6 is that I literally have my best friend sleeping over every night. And sometimes, there’s cookies involved. Number 7 would have to be that he puts up with my crazy family…and trust me, they are crazy. So crazy, that I can’t even post about them on the internet.
Number 8 is that he makes me laugh until I cry. Literally. He’s one of the funniest people I know. See Exhibit 1 and Exhibit 2. Number 9 is that Cody the Awesome is more sarcastic than I am so my sarcastic comments don’t hurt him very much. The number 10 reason that he’s awesome is I never have to worry about finding someone to take home.
So, see? Being married really is awesome! You just have to look past all the hair around your bathroom sink, jeans thrown on the floor and shaving cream spots on the mirror to find all the really amazing stuff!
|Left: Me and a Cousin, Middle: Me and Cody, Right: My brother’s photobomb
|Guest posts are SO fun! Thank you so much Paige for your insight into marriage. And thank you SO much for guest posting!